Health Bulletin #1

Dreamsickness

What is dreamsickness?

Dreamsickness type 1: Dreams become infected.

Dreamsickness type 2: A lack of dreaming.


What are the symptoms of dreamsickness?

Type 1: Dreams begin to bleed into your normal life and take over how your handbags behave. Infected dreams can cause insomnia, diffusion of the godhead, animate objects, inanimate people. Your skull may physically open (this is called cerebral flowering), and other will be forced to read and experience your dreams and will momentarily inhabit your consciousness.

You may have dreamsickness type 1 if you find yourself strangling a gameshow host with your favorite t-shirt, having a conversation with a conversation, keeping the beat to a flavor, mistaking leopards for ocelots, being mistaken for an ocelot by a leopard, your handbags are behaving poorly, or you have recently experienced intense emotional or mimeographic trauma.

Type 2: Patients exhibit of inanimacy, vacuity, monotony, placid and flaccidness, a slight echo in their voice, their hearts increase slightly in weight, moonlight does not play across them, butterflies and hummingbirds actively avoid them, they dislike the word “moist,” uninteresting blood pressure, cracked lips, and a desire to live vicariously through a child or fictitious character.

What causes dreamsickness ?

Type 1 is spread by most things containing flax, also soap and love.

Type 2 is spread by word of mouth and overextended metaphors.

How can dreamsickness be prevented?

Type 1: Waiting.

Type 2: Dreaming

Can animals get dreamsickness?

Wolves experience dreamsickness regularly.