Recent articles on the backdoor have roused some
campus response, and we would like to take this opportu-
nity to apologize for our content. We here at the backdoor
have been routinely criticized as heartless bastards only
interested in fucking over the little man as he tries to go
about his meaningless existence conforming to whatever
ideology has been foisted upon him by the circumstances
of his birth. Despite threats of bodily harm, we have
resisted the pressure put upon us by our editors and
that little angel who weeps on our left shoulder in our
commitment to provide you with a consistent stream of
amusing bullshit.
Nonetheless, we are aware that there are sensitive is-
sues that may pass under our view without alarm, and in
an effort to amuse students without alienating them, we
would like to ask you for your input. If you could please
e-mail us topics and story ideas that you find completely
inoffensive, we will do our best to incorporate them into
the backpage. Until then, I hope you fuckers die.
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I love you, you prick.
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