Sunday, March 15, 2009

Top Ten Awkward Times To Die

10. After being told to “Drop Dead”
9. While Revising the Poor First Draft of a Suicide Note
8. First Kiss (Last Kiss)
7. Bahmitsva
6. Playing the board game Life
5. Demonstrating the safety of anything
4. Performing the Heimlich
3. In the forest when there nobody around to hear.
2. In a Nerf war
1. While grave robbing

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