Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Top Ten Least Acceptable Things to Say At A Urinal

10. I don’t know, does it smell like asparagus to you?
9. I see you’ve been working on your technique.
8. Bonus multiplier times four! Multiball initiated!
7. Don’t worry, its not contagious.
6. You come here often?
5. I wish we could stay like this forever.
4. Go-go Gadget Urine!
3. You know, they don’t really taste like cake.
2. Can I draw you?
1. Nice watch.

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